ChaCha Makes Me Laugh

May 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you haven’t heard of ChaCha, they are a human powered search engine focusing on mobile. To use ChaCha, you enter your question and a human (allegedly) ChaCha guide goes out and searches for the answer for you. The guides are paid a few bucks an hour and work from home. They used to be a web based human powered search engine, but a cottage industry sprang up of people who asked inane questions to mess with the guides. TechCrunch LOVES ChaCha.

Recently, ChaCha started taking requests via Twitter. You just send a question to @ChaCha and a few seconds later, an answer automagically shows up in your Twitter stream with a link to the “source website,” or where the guide found your answer. Sometimes this works…sometimes hilarity ensues. So without further ado, here’s today’s @ChaCha hilarity…

It all started when @AustinNealeigh asked, “When are they raising the national minimum wage?

And @ChaCha replied: “@AustinNealeigh answer: Raising the minimum wage now will hurt businesses which will harm the economy. Thanks for using ChaCha.”

And along with their answer, they sent a link to HumanEvents.com who has been “leading the conservative movement since 1944.” This answer was sent by James W., who claims to be a french translator. Notice that James didn’t answer the question. The article is an opinion piece about why raising minimum wage is bad.

I found this funny and a bit odd that ChaCha was taking a political position on minimum wage, so I told people about it, as I’m prone to do. And since I started my tweet with “@ChaCha,” they replied to my non-question, as they are prone to do. Beth, who specializes in body piercing and anxiety symptoms among other things, sent me this personal reply:

@ryankuder answer: This is true. http://chacha.com/u/euzunpxn

And to back up her assertion that raising the minimum wage will hurt businesses which will in turn hurt the economy, she sends me a link to a Baltimore Sun blog post about…wait for it…Obama blowing his nose. Well done, ChaCha! Bravo! Nice work! Really, there’s not a lot more I can add to this. ChaCha just wins.

And in case you were curious, on July 24, 2008 the federal minimum wage will increase from $5.85 to $6.55.

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no: to kiss or not to kiss? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Update: I hate the @jonasbrothers , @mileycyrus is a slutwhor, i hope @Brasiliansmile or something is going to die..and i ama dead buddie!:) 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Need source for story. Consumer advocate or financial professional (CFP, banking insider) who can give me tips on choosing a bank. @MMarquit 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: hi , friends.. what do you think? is google trying to ban everything that is more or less different.. or what? 07/02/09 02:10pm
nl: @KayBoogieHolla go hard or go home.. Damn ... 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Should I sleep or not. =/ 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Friends and Family, Stay safe as you travel away from home or close to home. Happy Independence Day! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @jenncornell then you should get an intern of your own. Offering college credit or something. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @TwitCoast We should build a new railroad, or at least have passenger rail again. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Does anybody have any connections with anyone on the college or pro level, who is involved in the Sports World follow @ Reginaldharris1 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: 我这人是不是真的很不识趣....am i realy a foolish or insensitive person? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Do we have a #moonfruit tree in Brazil or is it just in UK? :P 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Kahless brought a peanut to his mate. This explains why I haven't seen female cardinals lately. Must be eggs or baby cardinals in the nests. 07/02/09 02:10pm
de: @HRHCharlene LOL! or Taco Lickers?! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: I agree with the central theme of the website articles below. I may not agree with all points or with other beliefs found on those websites. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Damn i need a #moonfruit or my bank won't be happy if i buy another macbook ! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @RichMulholland or porn site launches very smart spam mechanic 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @htq4 You're trying to trick me, aren't you, DreamTee? This is all just another dream. Or I'm having a stroke. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: the sky is not falling! We, the people in Michigan need to be inspired or rewarded for innovations rather than enabled by our leaders. 07/02/09 02:10pm
nl: so tiredd.... sleep or not to sleep? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @__mike_g I would think they will give one of the kids a chance. O'byrne is do or die though. And what is with all the small players signed? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: that either went really well or really bad... he didn't give me an opportunity to ask questions...? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: I'm glad that something happened today, I've talked with someone that most probably I will be encountering in the next few months or years . 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Anyone who doesn't believe in a strong public option for healthcare is either brainwashed or owned by the private health ins. companies!! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: There will be no happiness or joy without commitment. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @djb_88 You probably lost the spammers. Or accounts that shouldn't have been following you to begin with. Atlanta Taxi Service follows me. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @Jennifalconer 3 or 4 glasses guaranteed you'll forget anything about having a cold 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @VivicaSmith So are they supposed to be like Adam and Eve, or something, at the end of Knowing? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Need some assistance, should I go with Maple or Pine wood for bedroom furniture? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: this rain better stop by tomorrow.. or else. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Accountability in health care is done communally or not at all. http://ow.ly/gmmN 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @benlimphoto or jsut choose less photos. IMO i think 60 to 70 photos MAX is enuf. anymore n its too long... 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: hmm...I have 4 pounds...Do I invest it or shall I go to the co-op and buy an ice cream with it..? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Anyone out there recommend a good laptop cooling pad or laptop fan? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @ConorRoche89 I know, seriously tempted though, the drive up and down is killin me, either that or the train!! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @Naseemo It's so easy. I just did refrigerator cukes–no canning or anything. My recipe was similar to this: http://tinyurl.com/l6ekls 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: I'd like to hear true stories of people who actually created or changed a habit in 21 days - like the old saying goes. Doing some research. 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @collinskiprono , ebu tell her to be objective or is it a 'woman only' domain? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @YoungRyeBread hmmmm, thats not a bad look. you working that night? or chilling? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Good morning twitter. Been driving for the last hour or two. Currenty in jonesville sc Haha 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @markhneedham ...or the code isn't tested because you're afraid of it (perhaps because it's a tangled test-resistant mess). 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: TV series is a very popular format of program in China. It is different from sitcom or soap opera or other drama series I have seen here 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Rain Rage: You're doing it wrong. RT: @OhAngieI think I'm going to bake a cake. or rearrange a room. #rainrage 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: Product16 Harry potter 43d $ 130. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/30 or RT + $buy @vdashgo1 Thu 7:40pm 07/02/09 02:10pm
nl: @katenasser technology:enabling or disasterous! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: FACT: 70% or greater of our American Million & Billionaires -either dropout of college or never went. "inventors" ART IS PRICELESS so do 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @ClearSpringBA TOC = Theory of Constraints or Table of Contents? 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: is our society's obsession with numbers and statistics a good or bad thing? tune in today at noon! 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: @glennbeck They prove it is all about "Control" or the Dems would not just blindly follow him. They r "Followers" NOT "LEADER 07/02/09 02:10pm
en: So, my romanian nephew has an english (well american) name, while my english niece has an italian name. Are we mutlicultural or what? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @nateboland Yeah I read it! Can you imagine Long Beach being a major surf destination like newport or trestles!? that would be sick! 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @PBRandPBJ oh girl, cmon, gotta take advantage while u can. I wore a dress or skirt all week, today I'm grungin it up:-) 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: As far as I'm concerned, the derogatory nature of the name - intended or otherwise - should warrant serious reconsideration by company execs 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: Waking up or breaking up? Breaking up. Waking up is nasty. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: Would you prefer a fish or to learn how to fish? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @WonderLaura do you use nintex too - can you compare this both products, or why did you choose K2? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @Jeslikeme denim refers 2 the fabric. Jeans refers 2 the pants made out of denim. Denim could be a skirt, pants or jacket. Hope that helps 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @SeekerOf What color are you painting your house? Inside or outside painting? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @CarylsRealm or you don't want enough informercials lol 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: if i don't start getting sarah or zoe's updates i will actually commit suicide 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: I wish I could juggle or play the piano. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @rickseaney Or at least update their flight status page. I doubt the 8:30am flt to DC got out on time as it is showing. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @innomen Is the idea behind neoatheism to ridicule and emasculate theists? Much in the same way upper classes belittles the lower? or diff? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: I think people would like Serena Williams more if she broke into a run occasionally. All the mobility of a battleship. Or Neil Shipperley 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: Need source for story. Consumer advocate or financial professional (CFP, banking insider) who can give me tips on choosing a bank. @ me 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: How Purchasing Travel Insurance Can Help You Save Money …: Whether you are traveling for business or pleasure, p.. http://u.mavrev.com/go3h 07/02/09 02:09pm
hu: Akai MPC or Roland MV? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @HereAgain Hey! Sorry I missed you leaving last night hehe I think I feel asleep or something lol! anyways ttyl *love* 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: News alert from WWD in my inbox this am: "jobless rate rises to 9.5%" Pls tell me about hemlines or latest runway collections instead. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: I'm DONE! Or at least until monday when i start summer 2! 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: Practical Luxury Ping Pong: A New Spin on an Old Sport: I loved playing ping pong or table tenni.. http://tinyurl.com/nnzsb7 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: http://twitpic.com/91jkj - X-ray after dislocation reduction or whatever and bionic woman transformation. That's ice skating for you! Do ... 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: im waiting for zoes cat to attack me or the pet rat. eep =/ 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @jayneesacote either increasing or decreasing....depends on the slope 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @mrbunltd That's almost teleporting... Can we do that for our trip to Atlanta? or would we have to ride in a box? 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: It makes me ponder-what side are u on-the winning side, the loosing side, or smartley ur side. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @Rucka007 yea he needs 2 b more vocal bout his shit bet ye wouldnt took no wack shitlol or second rate shit 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @Jerry_Remy Or you can vote for Teixeira! http://tinyurl.com/lwyaht 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: The phones are still down. I think am going to tell everyone to take the rest of the week off or take their laptops and mobiles and go home 07/02/09 02:09pm
nl: @Broooooke_ r u on a fone ? or lappy or watevves haha xD 07/02/09 02:09pm
no: @nj17 dvd drive, data or vista 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: So talk to me or you're getting blocked. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @PTIShow Chances Bill Laimbeer gets an NBA head coaching job next year (Pistons or T-wolves perhaps) 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @Noleli yeah... but I want the social part most. I miss laughing at something that's not a TV show or parents being weird. It's lonely here. 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: The revolution; a blessing or a curse? Not to the present age alone, for with our fate will the destiny of unborn millions be involved. GW 07/02/09 02:09pm
en: @InITIgnition then GO!!! righ now. or 2mrw. jus GO!! 07/02/09 04:58am
: HATE BEING LIKETHIS ! ! ! 07/02/09 04:58am
en: damn, does pcc have school on friday or NOT?! #moonfruit 07/02/09 04:57am
en: @AnthonyM_ i have no idea what #moonfruit is or does but thank you lol 07/02/09 04:57am
en: @iBleeze I actually did see porn a bit too early. I think I was thirteen or fourteen. 1 Lady... 3 dudes. I was amazed. 07/02/09 04:57am
en: it is nice to find ppl that know ppl that know you.... or is it? 07/02/09 04:57am
en: reading rolling stones. trying not to kill the siblings. cedar point in about 9 hours!! gotta go to bed early tonightt! text or call!(: 07/02/09 04:57am
en: It wasn't a written agreement, nothing as solid as a contract, of course, or even a memo. But it was quite understood. #ViL 07/02/09 04:57am
en: Quote of the day "'Let's eat Brian -OR- Let's eat, Brian.' Punctuation. It can save lives." 07/02/09 04:57am
en: ack...those stupid June bugs or whatever they're called. Once just about gave me a heart attack by flying at me. And what's with all the 07/02/09 04:57am
en: Or RT @PuppetsAGoGO you will not find them in the dungeons of Evin prison! We gave them all xboxes to play with hey are doomed #iranelection 07/02/09 04:57am
es: @sabin73 im gonna go either tomarrow or Friday 07/02/09 04:57am
no: @jomags3 go to coldstone or friendlys! 07/02/09 04:57am
it: @chrismartintv SpaceFruit or MoonSquare 07/02/09 04:57am
en: @cobbap Oh too bad, the Ladybugs will have to dine without you this time! Do you even really like that place or do you go there because 07/02/09 04:57am
en: Seriously considering having tomorrow off - trying to work out if it is worth it or not. 07/02/09 04:57am
en: Or these! :D http://twitpic.com/90pvr 07/02/09 04:57am
en: @shaneheadboy which ones? Joes or Michaels? 07/02/09 04:57am
en: I know several people who are happily Married. Unfortunately, they are all women! [~Mahakavi Kiranadasa or @kiranoncemore] 07/02/09 04:57am
en: @RiichNvY or we can watch each other...lol 07/02/09 04:57am
en: The "big city" calls to me, but I don't think I could ever feel truly at home anywhere but the midwest. Or central Italy/Tuscany. :-) 07/02/09 04:57am
en: a normal Kriegn guy spends his nights in Hub Danceclub or in a cafe at the Yulia Ubova St. and i'm here... think.. http://tinyurl.com/mzby2o 07/02/09 04:57am
en: Yooo I love souljah boi I seen him 8in concert actually it was the made show and he performed 2 or 3 songs they filmed in in lynn, ma lolz 07/02/09 04:57am
en: at work channel surfing omg! Hitch or be Ditched! You've GOT to be kidding me-I'm back to Middlemarch..... 07/02/09 04:57am

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1 Catherine Helzerman // May 5, 2008 at 6:25 pm

You missed my fun with ChaCha on my twitter feed: http://twitter.com/helzerman

Helzerman @ChaCha What’s the fastest way to kill a man using only a broken paper clip and a used piece of gum?

ChaCha @Helzerman MacGyver or Bourne with the paper clip?

The whole conversation has some funny back and forth.
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